Justin does Parker Lewis Can’t Lose Season 1 - Mutant Reviewers from Hell
24 July 2009
It was a quiet Thursday morning, a lone bird chirping in the backyard as the sun came up. I stumbled downstairs, poured myself a cup of day-old coffee, and sat at my computer to read the news.
Suddenly, I sat up straight, reading and re-reading the announcement. With one swift motion, I flipped up the protective cover on the wall and hit the big red button that squatted there ever since we moved. An ear-splitting alarm rang out through the entire house, joined by my baby's startled howls.
My wife ran downstairs to find me hurredly pulling on some pants. "What's going on?" she demanded. "The neighbors can hear that! God can hear that!"
"It's happened!" I declared. "I pushed the big red button!"
"The big red-" Her eyes grew wide. "I'll get the car."
We left so quickly that one might assume that hell itself was on our heels. For on that day, Parker Lewis Can't Lose Season 1 had released, and nothing was going to stop me from procuring a copy.
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